The Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die

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1Starving in a supermarket

Stealing is a sin but starving isn't so best be prepared to go to heaven.

I really think it's a very stupid way to die. I mean, come on ya' idiot, its full of food1 duh! Oh look, I am in a place full of food and I am so scared of getting arrested ill just starve to death instead of sneaking a candy bar or something. But who even stays in a supermarket that long anyway? Definitely a bad way to go

Yes.. Yes this is so stupid indeed.. Don't even TRY it, you'll be on the news for, 'most dumb woman/man on earth' trust me, don't

In other news a woman was found dead in a supermarket autopsy says she died of starvation - shfydgi

That would be really stupid because there would be so much food around you and you could just grab some food from shelves. There would probably be some free food samples that you could eat.

2Forgetting how to breathe

I did this once. All u people are saying its stupid, so now I'm offended. Even though it was stupid of me to forget how to breathe lol. I was outside walking when I tried to inhale and before I passed out I finally did and that never happened again..

If people can forget how to control their farts then of course breathing can also be forgotten.

If you forget how to breath you will die. If you want to try it, you gon die. Anyway who will be stupid enough to do that

How the heck can you forget how to breath

3Drive off of a cliff but survive but die of shock from the high price of your hospital bill

haha! best joke I've heard in ages! (but don't you mean 'medical' bill? )
that truly is the most stupid way to die.

This is what happens when you don't buy Geico people. Geico: save 15 percent or more on car insurance!

I think I would just tell them, 'Look what I've been through! I'll pay you.. On Tuesday. '

Wow this is a dumb way to die you'd had to be really find to die just because of a med Bill it's just money

4Listening to Justin Beiber Too Long

Call of duty black ops 3 apk. Justin Bieber: 'Baby, baby, baby, baby..'
Person: 'Oh help, I'm getting a heart attack because of that stupid sound.'
Justin Bieber :'(still singing and don't giving a damn) Baby, baby, baby, baby..'
Person: 'Now I understand why he's such a dumb ass.'

I think it is sad how much people hate on Justin Beiber. I don't like his music and in my opinion there are much better artists, but I don't therefor hate him. I just don't listen to his music. The worst part is that most of the people who hate on him haven't written a better song.

Dying with JB on would just be plain horrific! - PositronWildhawk

One day I was forced to listen him.. The other day I was found unconscious at my backyard.. He should be at the 2st position in this list..

5Trying to eat a whole Big Mac in one bite and choking

I know a kid that did this on a field trip and he threw up non-stop. Fat ass.

Only the bravest can pull this off without the repercussion of death.

That is Really dumb Castlestorm soundtrack.

I once choked on a butterscotch I wonder what would happen if I tried this? Conclusion DEATH

6Choking on your own tongue

When people have seizures, all their muscles contract. Your tongue is a muscle, so it will contract. When this happens the tongue rolls back and the victim will choke on their tongue. It is not uncommon to happen, and is a serious and painful, not dumb, way to die

This is actually a myth, as an epileptic myself I can tell you that this does not happen, nor could it. when people choke to death it is because they were lying on their back and their muscles contract, forcing vomit to fill their mouths and causing them to choke on it while unconscious.
.. Totally hilarious,.. ha ha you dumbass.

I once fought my left hand during nightmare episode so I can vividly see this happening.

That is so weird. I LOVE IT! lol. tanning booth death couldn't happen (if you mean from the energy.. if you mean suffocation then yeah its possible. ) - fireinside96

That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of like how would you choke on your own tongue.

7Trying to fly

It's obvious. If you try to fly off a building, you are NOT gonna make it. Some of these can be true, though. People can die of even the smallest cut from a disease where your blood cannot clot and you can just bleed to death.

I did that once when I was three. Broke my arm AND my pride..

Chuck norris poking your balls

Try jumping off a cliff, and then you will instantly die. When you fall on the ground.

8You drink to much Anti-Freeze

Wait, there's a normal amount of Anti-Freeze to drink?

If you ingest ant-freeze you will die. Incredibly stupid

Is there such a thing as too much anti-freeze. I love that stuff I could drink it all day - ChickaChickaSlimShady

No matter how much you'll drink, you will die of antifreeze. - Pony

9Snapping your neck on an office chair

Imagine if the lumbar support is so bad that every time you lean back you do a back flip.

Umm that's pretty weird and disturbing I like it but it is dumb ok now I sound dumb any one agree with me hey hey hey!

Dude, this is a dumb way to die. Especially on the first day of the job.

That's like SO scary. But Dumb, Like in the Hunger Games A Kid Gets His Neck SNAPPED MY CATO.-.

10Getting your head ripped of in an elevator

That’s disturbing, lol owww that almost happened to me, with the door

Dude, imagine if you stuck your head out an elevator, and it closes, your neck is still intact, but the elevator elevates and you hit the roof. Your chocking and cannot breath, then there's a headless bloody body in the elevator. If you did that, your brain is smaller than a mustard seed. Geez.

Something like this would be really unlikely to happen, but if it happened it would really hurt. This sounds like something that would happen in an episode of happy tree friends. - Imreallyboredrightnow

I think I put this there because of an episode on 100 ways to die. It could happen but it's very unlikely and couldn't you just get the doors wide enough to pull yourself out? It must hurt though. - booklover1

The Contenders

11Drown in Jell-o

You can drown in jello and if you are allergic or hate the flavor then you might as well be dead.

I wouldn't mind this one as long as if green apple jello and I get to eat some :3

How is that even possible! Is there a pool made of jello, er something?

I would eat everything I can to get out. - Powerfulgirl10

12Dying of heatstroke in the arctic

This is very serious and can happen if you are morbidly obese.

How is this possible? - Turkeyasylum

You could be wearing too much winter clothing. I got a heat stroke in December - AnonymousChick

How when your in the cold think people think

Impossible! It's not even hot in the arctic. - Powerfulgirl10

13Walking across quicksand while carrying an anvil

The anvil will let you sink more. Very stupid

You guys are so dumb. The anvil will increase the weight of the person, and actually make him sink slower. !

Okay. Go into a lake with a pebble and jump in. Then do the same with a rock you can barely lift. Feel the difference? - Cyri

You'll sink even lower if you carry an anvil while walking across quicksand. - Powerfulgirl10

Have you watched any? An anvil will make you sink faster.

14Get your face caught in an egg-beater

Well that would be a bad bad bad thing to do but, it would, might, or can kill U. So its your choice to kill your self with an egg-beater. So don't try it.

How would that happen you'd need to stick your face on the beater and then turn it on.

Only a moron would do that!

Your face will get mixed up with blood if you do that, so don't do it!

15Try to catch a piranha with your own tongue

One piranha is not very dangerous

That is definitely the dumbest way to die! Ouch!

Top no they are super sharp teeth

Using ANY part of your body as piranha bait is stupid!

16Setting fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear..

A hair salon in India actually does this purposely.

A friend told me about some girls in his class doing this with lighters

Who would even dare set their hair on fire? - Powerfulgirl10

17Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranhas bate

Set fire on your hair poke a stick at a grizzly bear eat medicine that's out of date use your private part as piranha bate

If you poke a grizzly bear with a stick you deserve whatever he has coming for you.

Best way to get candy so far! Apparently bears vomit candy.

18Getting stabbed with a cucumber

Especially if the cucumber is actually a gherkin and if it has been carved in such a way that it becomes a small dagger.

God, that happens to me ALL THE TIME. Stupid cucumbers, leave me alone. - Mushroom99

In a movie that I don't know the title of some one got stabbed by corn so it could happen? Maybe?

What if you got stabbed to death by corn like that one guy in Sleepwalkers.

19A game of spoons out of control

What do you mean by 'a game of spoons'? - Pony

A game of spoons might kill you.

What is this anyway

Yeah. What is that?

20Death by snoo snoo

Milliions of virgin weeaboos such as my self dream to go out in this way.

? What's that? Do I want to know?

Snoo snoo is sex ( futurama reference )

What the crap are you talking' about. Whats wrong with ya bru

21Taking your helmet off in outer space and your head explodes while you freeze to death

Our body wont explode with the dramatic change in pressure thanks to our skin strong enough to handle, and also there is no matter in space for heat (or cold) to travel hence taking YEARS TO FREEZE. The only thing will kill you there is Stellar Radiation (Rays from stars and Sun) and of course LACK OF OXYGEN

What was NASA thinking to hire a nimrod who's dumb enough to take their helmet off in space when astronauts should know that we can only survive 10-15 seconds in space when you don't have oxygen? Plus, space hurts. - RockFashionista

If you were to do this.. You must have failed all your courses to be an astronaut..

Dang. Is this guy trying to write a book? That is so stupid. Who takes off their helmet in a dangerous place with no oxygen?!?!?!

22Playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded Uzi

I would love that, I would just shoot everyone else and say I won.

Well that's not Russian roulette, that's shooting yourself with an Uzi. If you were playing classic Russian roulette with only one bullet, then your odds would actually be better than the usual revolver.

How about playing Russian Roulette with any fully loaded gun? There's no chance of you not getting shot!

I guess he didn't read the rules. You only have one bullet.

23Eat medicine that's out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bate..

This is from dumb ways to die!

If fairly common

Like that's smart

24Play catch the knife

Lol. I laughed at this. This is so dumb. Who tries to play a game of Catch with a knife? I can picture that in my head. Two idiotic kids playing Catch the Knife, one kid gets stabbed in the face by mistake, and then dies. Scary, right? Well, now you learned not to try this at home, or anywhere else.

I bet one kid would go like 'Whee! I love playing Catch the Knife! ' and then it gets stabbed in the head and dies. Very tragic. - Powerfulgirl10

Weirdest way to die and dumbest stupid people would only try this

Haha it has to hit specific parts

25Use your private parts as shark bait

It's piranha bate not shark bate

That's nasty and unnecessary. Why pretend your private is a worm? I feel bad for the fish who fell for this.. - Powerfulgirl10

So you're saying people used their testicles as fish food?! That's nasty, and dumb. Who does that?!?!

Such a horrible, painful death. If I survive, I will get a heart attack of the hospital bill

26Yell 'I hate MLP' when you're surrounded by fans and bronies

That's going to be very bloody. - Pony

Most Legit Player

This is gonna get ugly. I actually hate My Little Pony, and Iswear I do.

I am a nice brony that doesn't do that.

27Suffocating on your pillow

Ok this is pretty dumb and I can actually picture this happening..

This actually almost happened to me..I suffer from sleep paralysis and one time I woke up paralyzed with my face in the pillow. Was not a good experience

I could picture this happening, that's pretty dumb.

I I ts real more deaths in a app called dumb ways to die

28Yelling death to America while in the USA

LOL, guess that would be a successful flash mob at lest - Fan_of_Good_Music

I think many of us citizens would join. At least the rednecks and the amish.

Then everyone in the US turn into an angry mob, and kill you in one hit.

Didn't work I just tried it

29Shake a coconut tree

Then a coconut will fall head, and you'll end up with a very bad concussion and die.

Then a coconut will fall on your head, and you'll get a very bad concussion and die a few minutes later.

Ka-bonk!

If l shook a coconut tree I whoud just no t do it hard like just tap it over and over again

30Get your toast out with a fork

My toast is stuck.. I know! I'll use a fork!

You will get electrocuted or burnt.

Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2 week old unrefrigerated pir

Do your own eletrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2week old unrefrigerated pie

31Getting stuck in a tanning booth

Well she did ask for a long tan.

The whole idea just screams Final Destination to me. Oh what, it does happen in Final Destination and it looks like a really bad way to go.

Cool and anyway we were born to die

Stay away from racists

32Taking Lethal Doses Of Cyanide

This is more of a suicide option than a dumb way to die..though I suppose it counts if you think suicide is dumb. Also being poisoned by someone else is dumb, it just sucks.

So there's a not-lethal dose of cyanide?

It means taking TOO MUCH CYANIDE IS LEATHAL

33Call the Meanest Bully Fat

U should just get hurt really bad instead of dieing.

If they're fat then how can they beat you up?

By sitting on you, duh! Well, as long as they can catch up to you anyway. - 3DG20

They’ll sit on you and squish you to death. - 3DG20

34Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2week ols unrefredgerated pie

Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2 week old unrefrigerated pie

Teach Yourself How to Fly
Eat a 2 week Old Unrefridgerated pie

35Get a paper cut on both your eyes, walk off a cliff and die

How would you get paper cut on both your eyes?

When people throw paper airplanes at you and they cut your eyes

I rather get pushed off

I wanna do this when I get out of school lmaoo

36Trying to put out a fire with gasoline

Guys If You Like Hamilton: THIS IS FOR YOU!
Eliza: ' I hope that you burn! '
This is the only way I want to die. I put alcohol on my hand, and then got a match and set it on fire. It didn't hurt it just tickled. And there is not point in doing that, you and this world is going to burn someday, putting it out with gasoline is going to make your life more dead then it already is. Like I said there is no point. With the President that we have now, by 2020 this world will be the purge. At least Trump is not that stupid to let us have the purge. Long story short, this world will burn anyway.

Well, sadly, a lot of people are not 'educated' enough to label canisters. Besides the fact that the only difference is the smell, no one would have time to sniff it when trying to put out a fire.

That's just so funny :D

That's just dumb. Wow.

37Drowning in your own tears

Who cries that long, I know someone, my sister, but she didn't die. Also my friend sister. But she didn't die. The thing is there have two thing in common. They are devils, and punks.

Man. That guy must have been depressed.

Dang. That would be a lot of tears.

I cry like that I almost died!

38Play with knives and super glue at the same time

'Spilling' super glue on yourself and either purposely or accidentally stabbing yourself with knives.. I wanna try! - MintyGreenEmbers

Put the glue all over your body, stab yourself with the knives, and they will stay there forever. Only a fool would do this.

Did the guy stab himself, then the glue landed on the knives?

39Teach yourself how to fly

Not jumping off a cliff, idiots. This means you try to fly a plane without seeking professional help from real pilots.

Lol. What you said is funny. 'Jumping off a cliff? ' is instant suicide.

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

How? Jumping off a cliff?

40Dying of laughter from reading this list

The list wasn't very funny, until I read this.

That is likely

I couldn't breathe after reading this

Hm..

41Eat a 2 week old unrefrigerated pie

Is this from 'Dumb ways to die' app

My favorite from dumb ways to die

Eat s tube of super glue

What the poop

42Trying To Piss Of Metallica Fans At A Concert

You probably won't die, just get a lot of 'you suck, Metallica is the best! '. I don't know, maybe if you reminded them Saint Anger exists?

43Suffocation by boobies

This is the only way I would like to die

This is not a dumb way to die, It is a fun way to die - benhos

Or anthony from smosh would like to die. Any guys dream to. laugh out loud

Oh my god! This is the way to go! Except that you know she would hate the fact there is a dead head in between her boobs

44Getting run over by a boat

Haha really NOT funny.. Amazing like really who would do that ant more

Definitely agree only stupid people would be like 'hey! Let's jump into the propeller! '

'..to tell some tale bout a boat and sail, but sure this inevitably unveils the fail..' - Cyri

Reminds me of Another, the anime. When that kid's body was ripped apart.

45Setting Yourself On Fire To See If You Can Survive

That would be really painful, and is a really dumb way to die - Imreallyboredrightnow

The Weeknd got set on fire and he survived

Dumb ways to die all over again

This is so dumb, but funny.

46Pressing the self destruct button

Well, the self destruct button may be a welcome (though deadly) sign of relief if you are forced to listen to too many Justin Beiber songs.

I wonder what this red button might do.. - Pony

Just let me say this bad idea - joshlambert

Is there really o destruction button, if there is, what the heck do we have that, if we don't..peace

47Shove keys in an outlet

I shoved a fork in an outlet once and didn't die. Hell of a shock though.

I did that when I was 3, I survived

My brother took my other brothers radio and put the radio and ploged it in a little and put a qurder as in the money and put inthe same hole and sadly he didn't get hurt at all

48Bleeding to death by a paper cut

I don't even know anymore..

Dang, he must have been wearing a paper necklace or something lol

You can't bleed if you got a papercut, though it is worse than being cut..

Is that even possible, if that is that would be a long, painful death.

49Tripping over a rice grain

Are you that weak? - MusicalPony

That is so stumped how can u die from that

LOL. This needs to be higher. This is so funny!
Boy:La la la la la.
*trips on a grain of rice*
Boy: *falling off a cliff* AAHH! *lands on the ground in 15 mph and dies*

50Your head bursts while sitting on the toilet and pressing

That almost happened to me one time.. I was all 'Hurr. Come on little guy.. ' But right before I exploded it came out. Phew.

Haha that's funny as hell and the other comment I read I almost died! Laugh out loud

My eight month old cousin burst a vein when he was pooping last year!

Mmmhmmm. Just drink more water or eat prunes

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